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Camel Toe Sausage Casing

March 12th, 2012 · 3 Comments · Venting

Apparently I am uncomfortable with any level of positive self esteem in my life. I began the past two weekends feeling pretty good about myself, but quickly rectified that by going swimsuit shopping one Sunday and then shopping for jeans the next. Both were ill conceived outings I will concede, but I have been working […]

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October 26th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Stuff, Venting

I prefer boxers, not that you asked. Ever since I had any familiarity with men’s underwear, I have been on Team Boxers. Over time I came to accept the inevitability of tightie-whiteys, but they were considered an unpleasant reality at one point. It has been explained to me that good ole boxers have a tendency […]

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Fashion Backwards

September 14th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Stuff

I don’t claim to be on the cutting edge of fashion. I approach each new fashion trend with caution and suspicion. I worry that I am not the size or shape meant for the latest style. I fret that today’s fashions are meant for a younger generation. And sometimes these worries are well founded. Other […]

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Now hair this

April 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Stuff, Venting

Maybe I should have lied and said that I just got back from filming Survivor, Yemen or that I had been sequestered in the Big Brother house, but I didn’t. I just let the chips fall where they may as the receptionist checked and announced that I hadn’t had my hair cut or colored since […]

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February 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Stuff

Bathing suit shopping is a cake walk, if you ask me, compared to bra shopping. That may be only because I apparently have a very unique pair of breasts. Of course they are, you say. Well they are, but only because they don’t make bras to fit them. I have been measured and fitted and […]

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Private or Princess?

February 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Stuff

I have decided that I must have been in the military in a former life. I am categorically obsessed with cargo pants. I just love them. It seems to have been the only carryover from my previous life as an army grunt because I hate guns and have real issues with authority. It would appear […]

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