I prefer boxers, not that you asked. Ever since I had any familiarity with men’s underwear, I have been on Team Boxers. Over time I came to accept the inevitability of tightie-whiteys, but they were considered an unpleasant reality at one point. It has been explained to me that good ole boxers have a tendency [...]
Underroos
October 26th, 2011 · 2 Comments · Stuff, Venting
Fashion Backwards
September 14th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Stuff
I don’t claim to be on the cutting edge of fashion. I approach each new fashion trend with caution and suspicion. I worry that I am not the size or shape meant for the latest style. I fret that today’s fashions are meant for a younger generation. And sometimes these worries are well founded. Other [...]
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Now hair this
April 25th, 2009 · No Comments · Stuff, Venting
Maybe I should have lied and said that I just got back from filming Survivor, Yemen or that I had been sequestered in the Big Brother house, but I didn’t. I just let the chips fall where they may as the receptionist checked and announced that I hadn’t had my hair cut or colored since [...]
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Bra-Humbug
February 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Stuff
Bathing suit shopping is a cake walk, if you ask me, compared to bra shopping. That may be only because I apparently have a very unique pair of breasts. Of course they are, you say. Well they are, but only because they don’t make bras to fit them. I have been measured and fitted and [...]
Private or Princess?
February 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Stuff
I have decided that I must have been in the military in a former life. I am categorically obsessed with cargo pants. I just love them. It seems to have been the only carryover from my previous life as an army grunt because I hate guns and have real issues with authority. It would appear [...]